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Football Humour with a Personal Touch.

We merge your Name into a range of funny football phrases and onto a set of coasters. Guaranteed to make them smile, these individually personalised coasters are available in sets of 4 or 6. Printed on quality hardboard with a gloss finish.

Phrases include:

1. Double
   1. a term used in football to describe when a club wins their country's top league competition and the main domestic cup in the same season
   2. what Your Name drinks the night before a game. Although the plural is likely to be far more appropriate
2. Cross
   1. a ball played into or around the penalty area so that your teammates can attack the ball and try to score
   2. the teammates of Your Name after missing an open goal for the second time in the game: see also Has Two Left Feet
3. Dummy
   1. faking a certain action on the pitch e.g. letting the ball go past or through your legs to a teammate
   2. Your Name after being nutmegged by an opponent and left rooted to the spot: see also Mannequin & Who Ate All The Pies?
4. Hat-trick
   1. when a player scores three goals in the same game
   2. something Your Name can only dream of: see also Miracle & Couldn't Hit a Barn Door
5. Dribble
   1. the act of running with the ball while maintaining possession - often used to take the ball around an opposition player
   2. something you find running down the chin of Your Name while sat on the subs bench: see also Benchwarmer & Left Back in the Changing Rooms
6. Build up
   1. when a team methodically plays the ball out from the back rather hitting a long ball up to the strikers
   2. the false hype Your Name spreads before a game: see also Overrated & Has a Touch Like an Elephant

Height: 90mm each
Width: 90mm each

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